Hell yeah, let’s watch some DUUUUUUUNKS!

I realized he couldn't write back in the Yahoo days. But I just follow him on Twitter for the scoops. 

We’re currently analyzing how much more cash the KSA will give us vs how much money we’ll lose in sponsorships for participating in this tournament.  We hope you’ll understand that there are luxuries that the two of us cannot yet purchase, and we would very much like to be able to purchase those items in the near…

The Celtics were so sure Fultz was the number one pick, they traded down.

Let’s see how the last CAO at Telsa has been moving and shaking around the valley to get that cheddar.

Totally normal for a new Chief Accounting Officer to resign one month into a job.  Especially walking away from the greatest quarter in company history.

Man, after that right hand connect, I expect at least a four game suspension for Rondo.

Philly is great.  It’s got it all, and it’s really close to New York.  So you get an even huger bonus city you can get away to on weekends.  

You guys got any snacks up in here?

I’d advise against buying a Tesla in the near term.  With everything I read, I personally believe they’re going bankrupt.  But even if you don’t agree with me, let’s see how the next two quarters under SEC and DOJ supervision go.  

Employers in these industries know they can’t enforce the standards you expect. They won’t have any workers.

Going public is largely a way for insiders to cash out their equity in a business. It is often an insignificant source of funding. More typical is using ongoing revenue streams and tapping banks for loans and financial markets for more traditional funding like bonds.

I guess you're not familiar with seasonal labor. Lots of landscapers are wake and bakers. Half the people working at a ski resort? You better believe they're high. 

Thanks for posting this. Great video and album I didn’t know about before.

Some days I feel like all I see on the road are Wranglers. 

Best get upstate. I’d say Selkirk would be far enough. Jersey is ridiculously expensive as well.

Fret not, Tesla will be held liable in court for those fraudulent trading losses. The lawsuits and legal action is just getting started. 

Where the hell are you parking in the city that driving in is a better deal than the commuter rail?  A round trip for me with a similar distance, and parking at the local lot is $23.50.  I am not able to find a single garage that will let me park my car in the city for that amount, let alone less.  Add in the per mile…

Prayer, blank wall stares.  Tomato, tomatoe.

Yes, I’m sure having random strangers come into a dealership service center (?) to educate customers will help a ton and not increase the layers of confusion.