Oh God, what a 90s shit show of an ad.

I still rent cars, but certainly use Uber and Taxis for short in city transit. Last week I was in NYC for meetings most of the week, using the subway to get around, because fuck the traffic in NY during the day. But I had one meeting in Parsippany, NJ. Estimated fare by Uber X one way was $120. No thanks. Rented…

They sure are. But they fit and are “cheap”. Old man hoops demands the cheapest most comfortable footwear available in size 14. I ain’t give a shit how they look, the real bitch is how they lace.

Particularly since Cleveland isn’t going to play the (Boston) New England Patriots this year.

Yup. JBJs catch was dope, but even Flat Brim Freddie called it okay only.

It is overprice, unless you get it on sale or at the outlets. But the fact that “brands” have convinced people to buy ring spun polymer shit at inflated prices tells me that marketing is a part of the corporation that generally works.

My daughter fits this demo to a tee. Thankfully I am a sensible dad with a dad-bod 2.0 who buys his tees and polos from Lands End. God bless the tall sizing, it ain’t easy for a 6'4" dad in the ‘burbs.

While correct that dads love the Under Armour polo to a fault (come on dads, Lands End polos are more adult and come in a Tall size category), it is kids that drive the love of UA. My daughter can’t get enough hunter orange and Constructocon Neon in her clothing rotation, and the Wrentham outlets oblige! But…

Elon isn’t doing much to benefit humanity, let’s stop with the deification of the man already.

I disagree. Nothing beats eggs, bacon, toast, and coffee at an all night diner. That’s good food that helps ward off the hangover. A little bit.

Now I always called that fish tailing on my commute, but I guess drifting fits the bill too.

We’re not Detroit!

I want a wagon too, but the CX-5 makes a nice proposition between price, size, and handling for what it is. Hard to overpay for a Volvo when vehicles like the CX-5 are around.

Rich people love the MB wagons. You see them all over the Cape and around Newport where the money-bag class hangs out.

Stayed in a small-ish village in Ireland last year visiting family and there were four of these I would see everyday. I would wistfully look at them and just wonder why we can’t have those?

On the flip side of this, what does the ultimate in worry free engineering look like? Hilux?

Many people at work are surprised that I carry a personal cell despite working paying for one. They never think about who owns all that data on the phone.

He’s not a dad yet. He needs a babe mobile. You can’t drive beige until you settle down. Then you get practical.

No food on the trains? New Yorkers give zero fucks about this rule, they’re aggressive with what they eat on the train.

My friends and I used to “blub” people. Take the nozzle off a super soaker, pump it up, then drive by soak people. It was funny but a real asshole move. I still remember one guy in a suit looking so dejected after we blubbed him.