TL;DR: White guy walks around the world and we are all supposed to care.

I come to Deadspin for my daily dose of ethnocentrism mixed with just a hint of racism. Thank for not disappointing!

I have 5 tattoos, 3 on my forearms and 2 on my legs. As i got them when I was 18-20 (10 years ago and while in the military), needless to say, these tattoos no longer reflect who I am or how I think. Today, I am almost always forced to wear long sleeves and jeans as to avoid embarrassment.