Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Girl Scout: That will be $16 Mr. Bale

She still really is an awful person. Do you know of her career before the tv show? Look into it. She loves accusing Black male celebrities of being gay (cuz that’s so shameful, ya know) and has always been the most mean-spirited, negative gossip spreader about the Black and famous. She has toned herself down so that…

I would never trust the opinion of someone who doesn’t look like they eat at all.

People show support in different ways. But it is very strange to me that Taylor would have her publicist announce that she’s giving Ke$ha money. Fine, you want to be quiet about it.. but why would you have your publicist release a statement?

Is Calvin considered an “ethnic name” in Scotland?

There’s been stories around lately about both Tom and Gisele’s eating habits. Neither has ever had coffee. They never eat sugar, gluten, dairy and they avoid foods that cause inflammation, like tomatoes. So it may not just be a “oh, look a model ate” story.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

I had the exact same thing happen to me, except instead of standing in the shower, I was standing over my infant son on his change table, in a night dress that looked like I just participated in the ALS ice bucket challenge, while milk ran down my legs and dripped on my feet.

See, my ovaries tell me I’m ready for kids then I read things like this and my brain says “maybe next year.”

I’ve never had a child, much less had to express milk, but my boobs are aching just thinking about how swollen that poor woman must have been.

I can’t even go 4 hours at work without looking like Dolly Parton, and the longest stretch I’ve slept without nursing or pumping so far is maybe 7 hours. I cannot imagine 14 hours.

Is it really that painful? Man, women are friggin heroes, for all the bodily shit they have to endure for the sake of propagating the species.

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.

Given the pain she must have been in, this really was the only sane course of action.

14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.

hey but she will die artesianal death

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…