No, not these people. Kanye West.

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

Amber Rose was never going to passively let herself be molded into anything by this wannabe Pygmalion. And he can’t get over it.

‘You are a piece of shit who doesn’t understand human decency. BUT YOUR HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS REALLY, REALLY NICE! I WISH MY HAIR WAS AS NICE!’

Does Ray J own Kanye’s kids? Per Kanye logic he does.

This is going to be my new fighting tactic. “Fuck you! I like your pants!”

I envy Wiz. He got to call Kanye west a fool. That must feel so good.

14th Nigga it’s called creativity #youshouldtryitsomeday

You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me

Also, FSU settled with Jaimes Winston's victim for a cool 950,000.

Yes, like “Wait what? the dude who was accusing PP of “selling baby parts” is going to be charged with trying to buy baby parts?!?”

So Carly Fiorina and the rest of the GOP will be apologizing for spreading dangerous lies?

Every other page is rolling paper

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

When asked before the game how he felt about returning to Cleveland, Curry said, “Hopefully, it still smells a little bit like champagne”.