Me and a guy on Twitter think that Abel will kill Gemma and she will go down like Omar at the hands of tiny Kenard on The Wire because death comes for us all.

I watched this last night and when s he said "do her on the car" to show his feelings I thought, "why would he do that?" and "how does that show anything?" I get that show has always been edgy and whatnot, but 1) it was so far out of character for both of them, ESP Chibbs and 2) it served zero purpose. At least some…

Or be an adult and acknowledge that some weddings carry religious, cultural, and family traditions that yours doesn't and keep your fool mouth shut.

omg you're so cool you don't care about weddings

something something wise fool etc. etc.

For the record, this was not a walk-in. This is a good friend of mine, and we had been talking about the cover-up for months. The "I'm sorry" idea was hers. Initially, we had a few other ideas of stupid things to have pointing at the original tattoo, which she got when she was 18, and wasn't thinking about the…

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I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

Maybe! Big Freedia is probably into apples too, but that wouldn't make an apple dropped in fetid festival water twerking.

Let's not conflate salamandering with twerking. For the love of Big Freedia I urge caution in these times.

Didn't Tebow routinely go down on his knee and pray after scoring a touchdown? I don't recall him ever getting penalized for that...

Goodell: when he told us he prayed, we didn't realize it would look like that. He misled us as to the nature of his praying. If it were Christian-like praying—2 games. But this?! Indefinite suspension.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

I didn't see her being crowned out of pity. I saw it as friends supporting another friend and not allowing the bitches to get away with their nasty trick. Like, "Ha ha, bitches! My friends are awesome and they love me so big fat fuck you to you and your obnoxious troll friends!"

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

As much as I detest Iggy Azalea (and god do I detest her) this whole sex tape debacle is not cool and Vivid should face legal action for soliciting a tape that was filmed without her knowledge (or consent) when she was still a legal minor.

It may be one of those archaic laws that never got off the books, like "No using your carriage on Sundays" or something.

So, Barkley is rationalizing this by explaining that social practices he saw in the south 50 years ago should be used in figuring out whether something is acceptable today? That might get awful in a hurry.