Honest question — why does anyone read or subscribe to Vogue, other than while waiting for a medical professional? It's this five-pound brick of once-happy trees that stinks up your house and is full of insipid corporate cheerleading and images that make you feel bad about yourself.

Or the whole, so you're telling me women are lesser to men? look at you, you sexist! "argument". Like, really?

Even if the Ravens cut him, I doubt the domestic abuse will be nearly as relevant as Rice's problem with negative yardage. People just can't stop walking back statements about him.

Oh? A Polish Jew did it?

So his punishment right now is basically my normal life during a winter snowstorm? Fuck that.

As I'm reading this exchange, I'm really struck by how many times my desire to marry my partner of 17 years has been called unnatural and disgusting. Rock on, heteros, I guess.

It's unfortunate because Michael Sam is attempting to become the first openly gay player in the NFL, something of enormous symbolic importance, and while no one wants him to be judged by anything but his merits as a football player, many sports fans were and are rooting for him to succeed.

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

My dog Charlie (who died about two years ago) was a toilet paper roll fiend. He was like the Gael Greene of toilet paper roll consumption: "Hmmm. This has a rustic, grainy cardboard feel. There's certainly a lingering flavor of pulp. It dances on the tongue, like a diminutive prima ballerina with an acerbic attitude.…

My eight year old is going to be CRUSHED by this development. I, on the other hand, will be thrilled to finally put an end to the stream of toilet paper roll lightsabers, binoculars, swords, nun-chucks, telescopes, Hot Wheels car tunnels and megaphones that is threatening to take over my house.

There are psychos in this world who think we should include gun handling/shooting as part of the public school curriculum. I can't imagine how having a bunch of elementary aged children doing target practice as part of PE could go wrong... People are insane. And honestly, I hate that I have to share my space with…

LOL sorry, Jewish people are not "people of color". Stop. Just stop.

Anyone who even thinks about putting any chemicals in their kid's hair should be reported to CPS. And that goes for that asshole Gwen Stefani too, for bleaching her poor son's hair.

The point, though, is that even if the 2-year-old could, not relaxing her hair doesn't make her hair unkempt or inappropriate.

Well you can't blame him for going the self-defense route. Him being white, her not - pretty much always works for everyone else. You know, because we live in the NRA.. Ahem I meant USA. Being black being practically the most criminal thing you can do. (sidebar - is this the point where we start considering moving?…

PRO TIP: IF YOUR OPTIONS ARE 'SHOOT BLINDLY IN THE DARK WITH FULL INTENT TO HARM" OR "LOOK OUT WINDOW"

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

I love it, but the shoes (while gorg on their own!) aren't doing this look many favors.

That would look pretty hot ... on Blanche Devereaux. In 1986.