Fajitas are a TexMex cuisine, yes, I know that. But please let's not act that "fajita" is the first food you think of when you think of Texas food. COME ON, Y'ALL. If this was Rick Perry, that subhead would read "We'll need more barbecue." Just please. I know everybody wants to share how much they know about fajitas…

This can only be John Boehner: most likely transphobic and definitely jealous of a show called "Orange is the New Black".

Kate, you must not have toddlers, because I have known this show was coming for the past two fucking months thanks to Nick Jr. OnDemand's insistence on airing a promo for this before EVERY. FUCKING. SHOW. The show hasn't even started (Aug. 18, Dora says!) and I already know the theme song. I thought I had escaped…

yeah i mean i get this woman, i do. i have a 4 month old myself, and being in a restaurant with 3 little kids by yourself and a poopy baby and all of the kids are excited to eat and probably have stuff that is a pain to drag out to the car? totally a huge pain in the ass, and the owners are inconsiderate asses not…

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

Why the fuck would a changing table be a "woman" thing as opposed to a "parent" thing? In attempting to head off some future sexism, you engaged in some of it yourself. Newsflash, dads change the damned diapers too.

And get your shit together. Remember how most places didn't have changing tables in bathrooms until extremely recently? Somehow we survived.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

Yeah, this is where I draw the line, I'm with the restaurant here (public health hazard). But Jesus, if every McD in the country can splurge for three Koala changing tables each...

I feel like in general, if you become a parent so badly you resort to surrogacy, you should be best to be prepared to have a kid with a "catastrophic birth defect." It's hugely ableist to abort a kid purely because they have Down Syndrome.

I feel, that if you enter into an agreement to incubate a fetus that has no relation to yourself as a service (granted, it's paid) to other people that they should not be able to opt out and leave you with a child that is not yours if they suddenly change their mind. She cannot abandon the child now as that would land…

Yes but Big Black Guy is just so much more convincing!! I mean how many street urchins with three legged dogs do you see everyday? Not many huh?

Lets just be honest here- there IS no better defense than "a big black guy did it." Nothing gets cops drooling quite like that phrase.

I'm guessing they're white guys.

Whatever happened to the days when annoyed airport workers cursed over the intercoms, grabbed beers from the drink cart then deployed the emergency chute and slid off the plane that way? I miss Steven Slater.

Uhhh... You realize that the article is criticizing the product, right? The product implicitly shames women for the natural shapes of their bodies, and the article mocks that. So... how exactly is the article setting back the women's movement?

Say it again.

This isn't really about you and your white hair though...

I really just need to start sending you my therapy bills, Mark.

I lied to the clerk and said they were for my pregnant girlfriend. My boyfriend then got out of the car and came in to get water saying, "Hey babe, what are you getting?"