Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

Oi. The problem with eye contact for me is that I also start to feel really self-conscious about it. Then I start thinking about eye contact etiquette more than the actual conversation.

When I was in high school and a man pushed his boner against my ass in a crowded train, I said nothing because I was so confused and flustered and I wasn't really sure that what I thought was happening was actually happening. But when I was in my 20s and it happened again and by then I knew the way world worked and I…

it's a shame her escort ruined it by making sure everyone knew he was staring right at her ass. COME ON DUDE.

Haters will probably hate but this is hands down the most fabulous thing I have ever laid eyes upon

She made a lot more money than him for the vast majority of their life together. She can afford to dress nicely thanks to herself, thankyouverymuch.

Hey, I'm all about wearing high heels and kicking ass. But I've got a few wins under my belt to know that it's not all about my looks.

I'm wearing sparkly glitter gold ballet flats right now- sitting at my desk where I'm getting my PhD in biology! I don't think tiaras themselves are really something to be worried about.

Can't a girl want to grow up to be an engineer and want to wear a tiara as well?

And yet, still - a tiara. And we wonder why girls grow up looking for Prince Charming.

Hey, I hope this is relevant and doesn't offend anyone, but I've been wondering for a while if self-deprecation is partly a cultural and racial phenomenon. Like, if you're white, making fun of yourself and drawing attention to your flaws (a la Jennifer Lawrence) is seen as quirky and humanizing. If you're black,…

But that's not the point of the "Good Kids" discount. Having been a server, there is a distinct difference between "Aww, this kid is having an off day" and "Jesus Fucking Christ, these kids are animals! Why are their parents allowing this shit?" I'm really not trolling you - I think if one of your kids had an off…

I actually did read your comment carefully.

I like how you go from "Ugh, one more thing for parents to be one-upping eachother about" and immediately follow with "my kids are awesome, we get compliments, I raised my kids right!" That's some high-level stealth Mommy Wars (TM) shit, right there.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

KK's open letter is great. I have no idea why it's being mocked. It's really perplexing the stance Jezebel takes sometimes.

I'm going to give Kim the benefit of the doubt. She's lived in an extremely narcissistic world and having a bi-racial child is waking her up to the importance of other people's lives and experiences. Growth, at any stage and from any beginning, is a good thing.

I'm pretty sure she was going for stylistic continuity, notice none of the other examples have proper names given.

Disclaimer: I know next to nothing about Kim Kardashian, other than what I occasionally read here.