People need to fucking calm their shit when it comes to internet stuff. Don't start blathering out your ass like you know what you're talking about, using Chrome is not going to change jack shit if it's a probelm with their servers.

It's not the end of the world. It is possibly the least important inconvenience in the…

Lupita is like the second coming of Audrey Hepburn. I want to tame dragons for her and bring her plates of fresh fruit and walk her dog. She is the classiest woman alive.

Also Sharon Malone! (Attorney General Holder's wife, sister of Vivian Malone, one of the first two African American students at University of Alabama)

At Mardi Gras, I saw a woman on a balcony shove an entire bead necklace up her vagina then throw it out into the crowd (several men competed to catch it). I also saw a different woman on a balcony, her leg up on the railing and a large piece of toilet paper hanging out of her vagina, being eaten out by a homeless man.

When I told my widowed grandfather, a gruff old New Yorker, that I was pregnant with what would be his third great-grandchild, he tried to keep his emotions in, gave me a manly slap on the shoulder, and went to another room to get me a coat to wear, because it was like only, 90 degrees out, and pregnant ladies need to…

Oh ye gods, the way he holds that binky like it is the most precious thing in the world, and the way he looks down at it and looks back up and looks down at it again and looks back up... No, I'm not crying; it's just raining — on my face.

This is so sweet. This guy looked like he needed some good news in his life.

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

Involuntary negative life balance outcome.

It's as if AZ and FL are in a constant battle to see who can be the worst state in the US. AZ, you're in the lead. By the way, "I had a lapse..." is something you say when you make a small mistake. Somehow this doesn't seem adequate for legislating discrimination. Asshats.

"I had a lapse last week" means accidentally leaving your keys in the fridge after getting groceries, not advocating for 21st century Jim Crow legislation.

Honestly, I hope Brewer signs it. I hope she signs it and it gets challenged all the way to the Supreme Court. I hope Arizona loses millions if not billions in tax dollars and business revenue and tourist income. I hope the Supreme Court strikes this down on the basis of equal protection, which then sets the precedent…

Huh. Many of these were what I'd consider conventionally attractive people, and I had that reaction a couple of times.

Right? In my nieces class pictures, her teachers are so bubbly and sweet, they look like they're about to burst into song.

Not to judge a book by the cover (although this book is a gaping asshole, so I'll have at it), but THAT guy is a kindergarten teacher?!?! He looks like the oldest member of a high school math department who's bitter that they've never made him department chair. Kindergarten teachers should radiate warmth, not...scotch…

That George Clooney joke killed...

That Julia Louis Dreyfus interaction was too good.

Did every dude there buy the $19.95 tanning spray from John Boehner's new QVC line?

That whole ensemble is right out of the AARP cruisewear catalogue.