This is made 200% better by the fact that Obama is wearing the ultimate dad shirt. SHORT SLEEVED button-up, buttoned all the way up! Tucked in! Press lines still in the sleeves!

Look, I will just break down what we're thinking and pretending we're not here:

I have that problem with some of the cast. Like, I have to be careful not to refer to Dominic West as McNulty...

Tempertano, Grenacha, Shiraz, Syrah, Chianti, Malbec :)

I'm sorry, but your mistake was in using facebook in the first place. Obviously it's an important social media and marketing tool, but that's all it should be, a tool. Investing so much time and energy in a facebook page that can be taken down at any time without warning is really shortsighted. I guess you learned a…

It ridiculous to complain about a company and then double down with that same company...there are lots of options to publish content that don't require you to be subservient to Facebook.

This man and his father have left one of the most incriminating electronic trails in recent memory. Somewhere Brett Favre's dick is shaking his head.

Well, this just confirms every suspicion about Incognito that I had: he is the type of guy that wears gym shorts to the bar.

The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions.

If you're over 30 and you still go by Richie, you might be an obese racist.

i'm just surprised he could text with those fingers.

You're so 2012, Cote d'Ivoire is all the rage in rap, Niger is trending down.

I don't listen to a lot of rap, so forgive me for sounding ignorant, but are there a lot of rap songs about Niger?

Cory Booker already drove to her house, finished painting the nursery and set up all the baby furniture. And left three weeks' worth of healthy, delicious casseroles in the freezer.

Your move, Corey Booker.

Fox News Exclusive: Osama attacks unborn child

It's performances like these that make me feel so bad for backup dancers. They're trying to make a living and got to rehearsal, where someone told them, "So you're going to be wearing these things that are like teddy bear backpacks, but they're gigantic, and you have to look like you're having fun at a club while…

Even if I could get past all the shit that is the outfit, backup pedobear, Robin Thickeheaded, and enough second hand embarrassment to last me until mid Wednesday...

I like how the random guy on the right (honorary member of the Smith family) is studiously avoiding looking at the stage lest he be labeled a creeper or something.

Here are some of the problems I see in the article: