This all absolutely fucking blows. I don’t have much hope that my favorite little corner of the internet is going to survive all of this intact, but I do hope above all else that things go well for all the editorial staff from the entire family of sites.

LOOK AT THAT! Every year, they wore relaxed, casual clothing/appropriate for the weather, too. Jfc. And every year they have baskets and baskets around them filled with goody bags with multiple treats in them. Trump is so freaking full of fail at all times. ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

It’s a perfect example of a management that doesn’t know how to manage. I can to any number of websites and just read sports from writers to try to make It seem as Important as politics, but very few that clearly demonstrate how politics (and society) Intersect In to sports... while also telling the final score. Their…

Richard claims he’s lost a lot of opportunities, explaining, “I’ve had people contact me about things I invented and the deal went south because they find out who I am.”

Fuck, man, the paragraph that begins with “As with most of Trump’s attempts at Presidentiality...” is a god damned masterpiece.

Also, in the event the G/O management succeeds in banishing politics from all the blogs, we’ve created a refugee camp here:

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

In case you didn’t get a chance to respond to the GO Media management about the direction of the sites yesterday because they are post-deleting cowards, here’s the email address you need.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I’m estimating here, but something like 70% of these celebrities dressed up like...other celebrities? Really? I suppose I have to wait for our patron saint of Halloween, H. Klum to show up this tepid cluster of nothingness.

There are a million ways to market your company and this 100% without a doubt is not it. 

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I’m a busy, lazy baker. But, I’ve started to drop coarsely ground sea salt on top of commercial brownie mix and it is amazing. I wait until about 10 minutes in, when it’s starting to set up, pull it out, sprinkle and put back to continue baking. You want it so it sinks a little, but maintains the crystal.  If I have…

Conservatives want trans people to conform or die, and they’ve stopped bothering to pretend that they have a preference.

And this is an instant hallmark classic (the”Google Translates Korean into English” series): “Everything about me is revealed and known to you”.

How, HOW do they manage to dress themselves every day? Actually, extend that to Pirro and all Fox News viewers watching this and being like “yeah, that’s right!” Like... at some point, doesn’t this level of dumb make one fatally choke on a pretzel?

Too late to edit but it's also insulting to lesbians. Too many people think that women are only lesbians because they haven't met the right man. That one day, a magical penis will turn them straight. Which would be laughable if "corrective rape" didn't exist