Why is that guy wearing a sports bra? That’s my biggest take away. Dress however you want, but I just don’t get it. 

You’re a fucking idiot.

Flyover was quoted by the people Joanna interviewed.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

Walton is great. As is Doris, obviously, but Bill Walton is great tv.

People have been doing dumb stuff for attention for all of history.

That’s a pretty silly position you’ve got, there.

Albert Pujols was once as beloved as almost any player ever by his hometown fans, well on his way to being the defining player of his generation. Now he’s almost forgotten, washed up, and being forced to watch himself get surpassed by an even better player on a nightly basis, on a (still) shitty team.

Idiots like you clicking on the post make it so idiots like them have to write articles on idiots like him

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Options kind of leave Malcolm in the middle.

Jay Williams and Jayson Williams. One blew out his knee, the other blew away his limo driver.

Can any of them play offensive line

+1 Keanu “Big Country” Reeves.

How did they not call foul. Manimal stuck his nasty pit in bledsoes face.

Karen?

When asked about his offensive line play, Petty said, “Don’t do me like that”

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.