true, he’s not as wet or wet in the same way like our boy zuccc—but he is soggy, like a plastic grocery bag filled with trash water. 

“wet president”

“I’m the best Dragon Layer. I laid with the best dragons. I also aced the space. I have a very high gaming IQ, I challenge anyone to a game of frogert. I was the one who told them to put all those “Don’t do Drugs” screens on video games”

No, but her Dad beat it on one quarter. Best Dragon’s Layer guy ever

I’ll bet she beat fucking Dragon’s Lair.

You win. I don’t get the reference and google is looking at me like I’m an idiot.

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.

That second one is some found-footage horror shit.

Yeah, my first thought was "so they changed the whole song?"

"That awful lyric" doesn't really narrow it down.

The whole album kicks ass, and "Tyler" is my favorite.

Rather than discuss the implications of half of dudely Ween criticizing a, let's say, proactive woman's song, I'm just gonna say that The Toadies' "Possum Kingdom" is an awesome album.