Counterpoint: don’t kiss your kids on the lips like that, it’s fucking weird. 

Except Carson wasn't even that good at what he did. They made him a professor because the malpractice suits were getting too expensive. 

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Is there some way they could go higher than the first round?

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance…

It’s amazing how he is both makes excellent points which are right while completely missing the point and being very wrong.

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Well, Nobu is sort of a chain. There’s one in New York, one in Vegas. Maybe more? I get why someone in NYC would write “the Nobu in Malibu” as opposed to the one in NYC. 

He just took the 110 to the 10 but the 10 was jammed so he got off on Venice boulevard until the PCH and got there in like 40 minutes, there was even street parking.

For some reason, my favorite part of the story is that in the middle of the biggest day of Clippers history, Doc was on his way to Nobu Malibu.

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

evidently having taken his eight-game suspension to heart.

And don’t forget the NFL has a standing policy that, unlike Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, a defender using his helmet to smash Cam Newton’s helmet (and Russell Wilson’s) is not a personal foul and, in fact, is encouraged.

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.