So he can’t dodge a ball then I guess

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

Good, I wasn’t the only one who read “Nathan Peterman” at first

I only lived in NH for a year in grad school while Jeanne Shaheen (best name to have to hear or say repeatedly) was governor.

“Arright, lookit...whatever the fuck it is you people do, I'm cool with it, okay? You're, like, the backbone of whatever fuckin' state this is. No questions."

I don't even care about the grind, I pretty much have all the loot I want. It's just mechanically the best FPS ever and I can't get enough of it.

good.

It’s INSANE that a book about relationships written by a 21-year-old became a hit. Absolutely insane. 21-year-olds are IDIOTS. *Especially* 21-year-old dudes. I can’t believe that actual grown ups took him seriously - even evangelical weirdos.

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

Good lord that is a masterpiece.  Beanie Wells had 15 carries for 22 yds.  I guess Shonn Greene got the game ball.  Or maybe the guy working the clock.

Obviously, his most famous moment came with butt to his face. But never forget that he was the Jets’ starting QB in this game:

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

It’s a CBA rule, but it’s one the owners actually like because agents say the owners frequently point to it as an excuse for refusing to put guarantees into contracts.

Have you actually played it? I wouldn’t call it dumbed down at all. The production value is off the charts.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.