Meanwhile, everybody’s distracted seeing “Like No One Ever Was” (including myself) and miss the two players walking under it whose jersey’s are “19" and “96".

The “LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS” in the football locker room was fantastic. Just enough of a reference to catch your eye, but not enough to fully reveal the nature of the commercial as being Pokémon-related.

Calm down there, Satan.

Morrowind was a great game and while Bethesda has shed a few solid, good RPG mechanics over the years that they shouldn’t have, they’ve also shed a lot of tedious time-wasting bullshit. Like the combat system of rapidly karate-chopping your opponent with your sword and inexplicably missing half the time.

Let’s please…

I’ve never taken 27 strokes at anything. Well maybe when I was younger, if you know what I mean.

They’re basically just repeating things that were already posted on Urban Dictionary and passed along by teens for years before that.

do you know what “undisputed” facts are?

And “victim.” Someone who knows the law (I do not) might be able to explain why words like “accused” and “accuser” or “actual name" aren’t used more often.

Who’s the artist? KRS-15&1?

The Canadian

Chris Kluwe I’m not,

Speaking of pitchforks, through my fan goggles I see Jon Ryan as a really good NFL punter (when he isn’t recreating my high school track failings with hurdles), but some of the stats seem to say otherwise. Given your knowledge beyond any of us, (1) is there a reasonable way to grade a punter, and (2) is Jon Ryan still…

Well sure, but that hasn't been legal since 1863.

Even Kobe’s jersey takes questionable 3's.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

I’ve been beating this drum for a while. Seahawks fans are gunning for Pats fans as the most insufferable in the league.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.