...she accused him of slapping her but[t; ] he did not.

Twelve or thirteen people just standing there watching while no one gets hit? In Chicago, they'd call that "too many men on the field."

To be clear, the Jets nearly won the AFC championship game the season they did "their reality show" also known as Hard Knocks on HBO, which many other teams have done as well. Facts matter, dummies.

That report didn't sit well with Qatar's Supreme Committee of Delivery & Legacy.

Qatar is just too hot for outdoor physical work. They have enough money so they really ought to get someone to build large indoor structures where they can work in relative comfort.

The constitution says we have a right to assemble guns however we want, so I really don't see how a "pile of guns" is relevant to this story.

"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong."

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

mimicking the quarterback's money gesture

I don't want to make fun of homeless people but c'mon, why pick the Browns.

Clever hurl.

Didn't you ever see "The Lost World?" T-Rexes running loose in San Diego is SO '97.

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

This is some great hustle by the local authorities, following up on all possible leads like this. And in such a timely manner. Really encourages crab legs that they can be safe out in public.

It's never good when the story involves you and Eric LeGrand and you come off as the spineless one.

It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden."

Meanwhile, "Panda Express Crack" remains synonymous with Rob Ford.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

Think you could maybe learn something about how to construct a logical argument. For example, it would be unacceptable for me to dismiss your perspective because you have chosen to name yourself after an actress that has recently decided to announce her support for Woody Allen, an accused pedophile. That is committing…