DAYYYYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

The Franchise Tag should double every consecutive year it is used. The teams get off way too easy with that shit.

Wow, this is hugely fucked up. It literally costs the franchises nothing to field their entire team for those weeks, while they and the NFL are able to rake in a shitload of money for those games. 

My brain has consistently been reading Peterman’s last name as if it is eternally italicized.

There it is, ladies and gentlemen.

Weird play--someone should check him and his head coach for concussions.

...and the fountain of good takes keeps flowing. That ending section is the best.

That’s part of the fun though!

I knew something was wrong when I read the comment, but this reply put it in the bag.

You already posted that from your other burner, loser.

Here you go:

Lol, you already got schooled by other commenters, so I’m just popping in to say “eat shit.”

Fair—was thinking in seasons. Either way, not the type of stat you want your name next to.

So... McDermott got to ass 33% faster than the Ryan-Marrone combo?

To have a huge sum of cash in hand rather than waiting 10 years for the full payout.

Well, Cooper is 24 with no suspension issues; he’s just been inconsistent after starting off with back-to-back thousand yard seasons. While the price is definitely a bit high, I don’t think it’s truly that insane--especially with the NFC East still wide open.

Hoo boy, the ratio on this shit is real:

Fuck off.

Giants should trade for Teddy Bridgewater.

Sentence by sentence for you: