I think you’ve got it wrong, though the sequence could be made more clear in the writing. Seems like the order of events was:

Literally sang it out in my head as I read that. Nice.

ETA: deleted. nvm

Brutal.

Terrible take through and through. Didn’t mean to write up a takedown but your perspective and attitude are terrible, so here it goes.

This is the correct take.

This perfectly describes almost every NYC aggro steakhead I know who went into Finance/Law. They’re jokes, but they’re all dead-on.

Yeah, an often-ignored but major part of the reason this is happening is the way the NFL’s salary floor calculates. It’s a soft salary floor where spend is calculated over a 4 year period and not a yearly basis, so teams can hoard money early on in that period, and only have to meet cash spend levels in total by the…

This may sound like a college disaster to you, but there’s genuine style here, not unlike a top hat that isn’t sewed on all the way around, so it flops open when its wearer bows politely.

Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

That last line is a fucking dagger.

Wow, that’s awesome—it’s like a song that got translated from Japanese to English.

How did this get out of the grays?

Just checked their site, apparently they also own a professional Lacrosse team (?!), an AHL Hockey team, and a women’s hockey team. While the other hockey teams make sense in conjunction with the Sabres, the Lacrosse team is a real wild card for me.

Nope, seems like you missed the plot here.

Yeap, that’s the kicker. Two pitches in one at-bat is bullshit.

This is a dumb take compounding a dumb take by OP. Cut it out.

Get this bullshit out of here.

Glad I rode this one out, +1

Unsure which is more impressive.