I wonder if he still thinks it’s fake, having lost his job and all.

This is legit hilarious.

Even Cris Collinsworth was certain it would be ruled incomplete

Agreed, though “eat shit” is a personal favorite forever.

Yeah, I think the MLB’s initial contract period needs to be shortened considerably; 6 years is a pretty ridiculous initial contract length. Though the NFLPA is a mess, I think the more recent rookie scale is one thing they absolutely got right—4 year deals across the board, with an expensive team option for a 5th year…

Thank you! Also, what the heck is 1000%?

+1

Yep, agreed—the interesting part will be the journey, but we already know the outcome.

Hands down the best part of this article.

This is a really good idea.

feet on coaster on desk

Oh hell yeah, Oblivion had some super-memorable quests and questlines. What about that one where the girl got kidnapped by the underground cult trying to wake up the Lovecraftian horror-style “elder ones?” Also, the story quest where you take back Kvatch was dope. And the entire second half of the Dark Brotherhood…

Yeah, that one would hurt.

Damn—putting in weekend work here, +1

In the NFL, in order for a player to be ruled down there has to be contact with a player of the opposing team; it doesn’t matter if a knee, elbow, or any other body part of the player with the ball hits the ground-if a defender did not make contact, the player can’t be ruled down.

They should go with the Washington Lincolns and confuse the shit out of everyone.

BTW, this is the bet Deej called out in the tweet:

Solid, +1

Correct—that would just be irresponsible.

Did you spell “concussion” wrong on purpose?