With you before and after “hot dog sandwiches,” you maniac.

In terms of intensity, does this rank above or below a standard NFL helmet-to-helmet shot?

I got about halfway through, when I decided life was better before I started reading about these asshats and promptly quit reading.

this is hilarious

Brilliant.

Just saw this; are you talking about me not understanding statistics? Because you’d be wrong, and I’m also not seeing anything incorrect with what I said.

Yeah, the problem wasn’t with the survey but with the data analysis/representation. When you’re talking about a percentage of a percentage, you need to properly explain that.

Oh, this is awesome.

It would be when the current number is like 65M users though.

As rude as it is, I’m slightly leaning the other way on that one. LaVar Ball is a giant shithead.

This is literally the definition of market value.

Damn. +1

This still holds up, though these days it works better if you replace “Tea Party” with “Republicans,” which is basically what happened last year anyway.

That’s... that’s not on him at all. That’s entirely on the front office, for two reasons:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In.

Wow. This is probably the dumbest fucking thing I’ve come across on here. I’m kind of impressed. 

I do like the accidental kicking idea, though. What if they meet in the middle like the 300 “This is Sparta” scene?

Honestly though—and I own guns so I feel like I can say this—if you can’t hit it within ten bullets, you probably shouldn’t be shooting at it.

False.