This pattern of thought is all well and cute until that thing called “reality” comes crashing through your door and lights your house on fire from the inside. The disconnect on this is astounding to me.

Gonna just leave this here, I HIGHLY suggest everyone checks it out: https://twitter.com/PunchedToMusic

Unreadable without the usual Destiny lede.

That was my first thought when this discussion picked up steam a few years ago; definitely thought he would change the name so that he could resell all of the merch. Seems like a no-brainer move.

Haven’t played through the new tiers since Sun and Moon got released, but an immediate counter seems like Salazzle. Corrosive + Toxic allows you to poison this thing, and then you can spam flamethrower/fireblast until it’s out of the picture.

This is fire, +1

Savage.

+1; classic Deadspin style

There was also definitely a point where they “sang” through the My Little Pony theme song together.

That last line is a KILLER.

Agreed; took me a minute to get that idea to mesh too. I think that the gif is meant to illustrate that his route running isn’t fully there, seeing as how that stutter step was pretty harsh and left him out of position on a route that really relies on timing more than anything else.

I’m curious how one even constructs a sentence like this. Do you work start-to-finish; inside-out; or simply write 4 sentences, delete the periods, and let the commas defend themselves?

Truth. This year was full of some otherworldly fuckery.

Oh, god, Staten Island is such a hellhole though. Every other borough is miles out in front of that godforsaken place.

Ooof, take ‘em to church.

No plz

+1 waka waka

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This is so terrible, yet so well done. +1