Jughead all the way. He's the only one who isn't homely or obnoxious in this parody.

How effective is the body butter as anal lube? Is it difficult to clean up afterward?

Ugh. This hag again? Can't she just go the way of that cat lady Susan what's-her-name? You already sold 30 million records. Give it up.

The only song that sucks more than this right now is that Cheerleader song. Wait, no no no, Whip/Nae Nae is equally as awful. They could combine all three to have a coke-y trap queen cheerleader with broken stank legs.

Dear God I hate this song. This song doesn't mean anything since Martin Lawrence isn't in it anywhere.

I like Selena, but damn, the family needs to stop riding her corpse for cash. It's been 20 years. There have been countless re-issues/re-packages of her stuff and now this? In 2 years, the unsold Selena MAC stuff will be re-packaged as the Jenni Rivera collection for the 5th anniversary of her death.