I’m confused. I watched this about a week ago on ShowtimeAnytime, but the premiere was last night? I thought the second episode would be out this week. Great show, can’t wait to see more.

Great, great episode. Speaking of The Tao of Steve, did Donal Logue  gain weight for that movie? He’s never been anywhere near that big in anything else I’ve seen him in.

“You need tens of thousands of pizzas cooked in special ovens, by tomorrow? Done!” The way these characters operate outside the laws of physics, it’s like watching a Roadrunner cartoon. But I love this show, and I’ll keep loving to the bitter, unsatisfying end.

I wonder sometimes what the writers are thinking when they decide the outcomes of the matches. What was the point of Richmond suffering a 5-0 thrashing? Why not a 3-2 squeaker loss?

I’d like to know what diet Chuck used to lose thirty pounds in a couple of days. Jason Isbell, musician: A+ Jason Isbell, actor: D-

I just want to see ornithopters. Please, let there be ornithopters.

Is there a rule in England that children have to answer the door?

It’s surprising that no one has mentioned Nicole Kidman’s obvious and awful cosmetic surgery. It was a constant distraction through the entire series. I felt like I was watching either a CGI version of Nicole kidman, or an actor wearing a Nicole Kidman mask. When will actors get it through their thick heads that face…

This show is one of the biggest disappointments in recent years. I can’t believe how bad this thing has turned out to be. Now we’re supposed to watch a spaceship encircle by a ring of shit for the rest of the season? No thanks, I’m done.

The Las Vegas Rickles. You know, because of the hockey puck thing.