White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

If your unwritten rules state that not getting hit with a fastball is worse than getting hit with a fastball, maybe your rules suck.

That Straw Man of yours still collects a paycheck from his current team.

I’m not totally serious here, but I like how it’s thought that the playoff games have “meaning”.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

Do you remember a week and a half ago when people were suggesting that the Wizards would beat LeBron? Can you imagine LeBron playing a team that cannot defend the rim against the Atlanta Hawks?

Counterpoint: this problem is very happy and makes me very happy.

I think that’s why he wants to be known as Mitchell now. Incognito mode.

I continue to be amazed by the disparity between the deals negotiated MLB and NFL players unions. It’s practically illegal to overpay a pro football player (QBs excepted), and practically illegal NOT to overpay any pro baseball player over the age of 25.

Bucknor should know that umpiring while in the middle of an existential crisis is never a good thing. “I mean, really. Strike, ball...who fucking cares, man? None of this means anything, anyway. See? Right while Werth was at-bat, a thousand stars died, and another thousand were born. I dunno, man....sometimes you just…

This year, yes. And the year before. And the year before that. And the year before that. Hey look you guys won one! And we’re back at it the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And…

What? No “Snoke is Luke”?