Better than the other hat in his locker.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

I’d really love to see a Warren-Castro ticket, because the two of them have impressed me the most on policy and neither is a slouch on the more symbolic parts of political life either. 

1. How long did it take staff to explain that as President, he doesn’t have right of Prima Nocta?

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because…

As a Knicks fan, so am I.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Obviously we can’t call them concentration camps until we go from just letting the occupants die in the heat and inhospitable conditions to actively killing them. For now, we’re just concentrating them there.

I happened to see this extremely bad take. It was incredibly frustrating and disturbing. I want to quote a different commenter, who has some academic experience in these matters. This is from Arnheim:

You know, a past version of me would have said something similar to Mitch when asked about reparations.

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Even Bruins fans have to deep down know that nobody should be shedding tears for them. No doubt this was a bad miss. Bruins have been the beneficiaries of that all playoffs, it was bound to come back around.

Fuck the Bruins.

Even if Hanser makes sure the video never goes public (spoiler alert: he will), I’m not going to ever let this go (the way a certain masseuse did with Kraft’s limp penis after he ejaculated) until the day he dies. I’m talking about actual death, not “la petite mort” as the French would refer to the orgasm Kraft had…

God dammit. Until now I thought that the white had all the protein. Now, thanks to you, I find out that the white has only ~60% of the protein. This is pretty infuriating but it’s a fact so we’ll have to just deal with it.

Yet another milestone on the road to the Columbus Blue Jackets being a real NHL franchise: having a player get leveled by a dirty hit from the Bruins.

I am leaning towards supporting ejections for all headshots, regardless of intent. If you are reckless enough to hit someone in the head then you are done. It seems like the only way to make players take the appropriate care.

He breached 100 points this year. It’s not crazy to think at that level he’s a superstar.

The Blue Jackets have seven players on the roster who scored 20+ goals this season. They have two great young defensemen who had 40+ point seasons this year and a two- time Vezina winner in net.