I'm particularly interested in this question; I'm in the market for a relatively dependable car in the sub-$5000 range at the moment. :D

This list is erroneous as C4 out ranks C5 and C6 which is not possible in any universe.

Wow, you should be known as Toyota's #1 fan.

Hellcat Caravan, because some people can't keep it in their pants and still need to run 10 sec 1/4 mile times with 6 pieces of crotchfruit in the back.

Mazda6. Because I want to actually be able to enjoy myself when driving it. Great chassis. Terribly boring engine.
Cue the people getting pissy because I called Mazda's skyactiv boring.

And I'd like to have a word with the little girl I scared the crap out of when I started my Abarth as she was walking by. That word would be "sorry".

I thought you called him a C word and was like whoa dude. Easy! Lol. Yes I actually wrote C word on the internet.

That siren, holy balls, did somebody just load a spectrum? Or is the officer in the passenger seat blaring a broken theremin through the loud speaker?

Pfft, that car never would have made it half as far without the extra horsepower and downforce that wing provides. If there would have been a K&N and Flowmaster sticker on that car the cops wouldn't have stood a chance.

i think having to connect to a laptop via cable is probably the most hilarious part of this.

This video helps me justify never owning a daily driver with less than 300hp. As a safety feature.

How are sales going at the Lincoln dealership you work for?

Too bad no one is buying these fantastic shared-platform vehicles, because they're inferior to every single one of their competitors.

"to better compete with Lamborghini of the Volkswagen Group."

I might be wrong but I feel like that E30 wagon is a CP price.

Hudson.

Im glad there is a gigantic red circle on the thumbnail, I would have had no idea what was going on otherwise.

I win

You sir, take life too seriously.