Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

Welcome to Cars of The Ku, a new weekend segment where I highlight a cool car I've found around where I live. Ku (区) is the Japanese word for "city ward." Today's Car of the Ku is this Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VII.

This is an awesome idea for a new column! Keep them coming!

Predicted my ass. He followed the flow of the traffic and rationalized his actions after the fact, stroking his ego.

No one said it had to be a PANEL van. Besides, we have to reclaim vans from the pervs.

enjoy the looks you get picking up your kids from school in your full size panel van. Want some candy, kids?

Nearly had a heart attack when I saw the first two, followed by a wave of relief as I scrolled down. Good one, Jalopnik.

Yeah, but Tony Stark has his own car company

Downey says, "Are you kidding? Before that, I didn't even have the GTI."

I can hear it in my head already: "Welcome back to another episode of Iron Man's Garage..."

One major difference between the Japanese culture and the Chinese culture is the concepts of pride, honor, and disgrace.

Well if I could build a damn car on VW's website I'd tell you

The difference being products of Japan were put down mostly out of protectionist sentiment, not because all Japanese products were actually bad.

I looked for "Tranny" and all I got were women with dicks.

stop using drugs.

How about the spammers from 1904

I saw one of these Gucci 500's the other day and I actually did think "You bought that?"

Some jackass in my town actually drives one of these. It's one of the only vehicles I can think of that makes a Hummer look like a rational city commuter car.

Excellent. Refrigerator repair can be costly, and if it stops working in the middle of a holiday weekend like this, it can cost you hundreds in spoiled food. I'm glad we had this talk.