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DanTheKingOfSockMonkeys
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It's funny cuz it's true.

I guess Tina Fey was right;

Gosh this study is so so stupid.

CSI: Broad City

ElDan

I've never watched this but I can say that movie title sounds gross.

Cheryl ruining Mallory's all white mechanized office with a sentient drink server is also classic Cheryl.

The Blue Man Group thanks you for your comment.

Shut up Jessica Chastain!

As if Garfield gives a fuck.

Die and Let Live

She looked as if she was about mentally go off and start attacking people when Trebek said she wasn't making it to the final round.

The Academy and Writers Guild can’t decide if Whiplash is an original or adapted screenplay

Jenna Maroney totally hates Russell Crowe now.

Math is for ugly people!

If by mixtape you mean penis, then yes, you can.

Today was just horrible ass Jeopardy.

I'll now take "What an asshole!" for $400, Alex.

Josh Gad? More like Egad!

I expect to be fired because it's getting harder not to blatantly cuss these people out, soon i will just explode.