“Jakes an incredible actor and you can tell by the way he pretends to answer that phone every night and making it feel new. That’s acting!” - Jonah Hill

Sounds terrible

Bernie knows his constituency very well:

Wonder how they feel about 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsberg? 

Wonder how they feel about 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsberg? 

Wonder how they feel about 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsberg? 

Thank you for not pulling this guy out of the grays. 

“They would’ve attacked him solely on his apparent policy views...”

Bernie-or-Busters fucked us over good:

Maybe this is the movie Lady Gaga should have done.

Screenshot is perfect

Life plus 400 years sounds good to me, but I won’t believe it’s true until the judge imposes a sentence. He could very well decide he doesn’t want to ruin this “poor young mans” life. We’ve seen it before.

Bernie does great with racist white women, so he could win:

You’re right. They have actually accomplished things in their time in government.

It’s Beto or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! Only they can save us! -Splinter

Bernie and his stans can go fuck themselves:

Also, this is forever relevant:

I love that NBC has to pay so much to clean up their fuck up but at the same time I hate that she will be getting anything. Other than scorn and derision, that’s all she deserves.

Say it ain’t so!

Eww, cover it back up! Hurry!