Dez and Rivers both caught it

I would not be shocked if he finds a way to write off his prostitutes, making your statement eerily accurate

Yet a strangely similar amount of stolen lobster to Jeff Sessions

Exactly- there is a big difference between covering the war from the ground in IRAQ, and going to the White House to write down the lunatic ravings of a mad man and then pointing out that it is in fact, the lunatic ravings of a mad man.

Imagine how sad a life you have to lead to be a cunt about an airplane in a driveway. Let a man and his airplane live in peace!

gotta love this hyperbole for a third year guy “ historically great rookie Joel Embiid” He was trying to become the first ever Rookie of the Year who was already on their second contract, but had to play just a little too soon. 

Im not saying its a bad deal. Just pointing out that last year he was marginally cheaper, started the year hot so his value was at its peak during trading season, playing for a team that would gladly trade its own mother away if it could get value back, that had no desire to bring him back, and they couldn’t find a…

Brewers couldn’t find anyone to trade for him last year, in what was probably his best year. good luck with that idea.

conveniently forgetting the Bucks have been missing their second best player all year (best until Giannis went nuts this year). A versatile wing defender who can shoot lights out. Something the Bucks have been trying to replace with Tony Snell. That’s a bit of a drop.

UW scores more points per game than the Terps and shoots better from 3. Way more assists per game. Other than being worse at basketball, I’m not exactly sure what part of watching Maryland is supposed to be more fun? or it could be that you and Vic just haven’t actually paid attention the last 5 years and are still…

I keep looking to see Allen getting punished, but all I see his him flopping, which you can see every game. Oh well.

You can just see the moment he thinks “Oh shit, i just assumed a hockey player could take a punch. I hope this guy didn’t just die”

The Danny Ainge adage pretty much sums up MCW’s Rookie of the Year award.

Gotta love the NFL. Guy with completely dirty hit to head of QB. QB’s team is the one penalized “The unnecessary roughness call ended up giving the Dolphins a first-and-25 after Miami drew its own unsportsmanlike conduct foul in the fight that resulted from the play.”

You know who actually can do that? Giannis. You know who can’t? Everybody else.

“which is a conference probably not worth devoting too much attention to for another three months.” You take that back. Giannis plays in the East. He is always worth paying attention too

How are there so few Murphy Lee/Air Force Ones jokes on an article about stupid Nike shoes for Murphs?

Completely misunderstood.

BLM wouldn’t actually exist as a group if people routinely were convicted after shooting a black guy in the back, so yeah, this is a pretty good outcome for them, unlike say SC where being white was enough to get Slager acquitted of shooting a black guy in the back. but nice try at trolling

I would say stick to sports, but this is a pretty apt description of the Bears