All decent human beings should probably be cheering for the Tigers, all 3 of the other fan bases are insufferable

Sounds like something Stuart Scott would use on Sports Center

Because Bill Simmons occasionally uses "The Rod Rust Division" in his power rankings, and Deadspin wouldn't be caught dead being near anything Simmons has said or written, unless it was to ridicule him

I assume the Panthers Vikings gets 2 because of how much fun it will be watching Cassel get destroyed by Panthers front 7

A's wouldn't know how to play baseball without swimming through a steaming river of poo

Adam Oates thinks this is fine as long as the strokes are even and lifeless and you don't smile during the process

How dare anyone enjoy playing a game especially a game with the long historic tradition of having no fun like hockey or baseball

Yes, yes it is. The Honkies would be a great name, although if they only sign other honkies to contracts it probably won't be a very successful team. The Nebraska Honkies? Love It. signed, one very white person.

Pretty much all football programs are going to have their share of Scum Bags and generally good guys, especially at big football schools, where performance on the field matters WAYYY more than personality off of it. I'm all for taking Notre Dame down several pegs, because they like to pretend more than any other…

I always assumed it was an ironic nickname. Like Big Game Batch, and Touchdown Tommy Maddox, or Touchdown Tebus.

I assume Drew spent less time ripping the fans here, because this is the only fan base where 90% of the fans would legitimately hunt him down and murder him in his sleep, as long as they can get out early on good behavior.