I hope those 2 fans get what they want, but I didn’t realize the Sony handheld market was that small.

Getting Rich, or in this case tens of millions of dollars in venture capital to throw into a fire, is rarely a matter of working hard though a small percentile of folks do indeed get rich that way.

I’ve barely followed all this shit but like...rofl.

Can’t say I’m surprised that no one wants to invest in this. Faze reminds me of all those obnoxious Xbox Live kids from the 360 era who used to say things like, “I’m gonna bang your mom,” except now they’re older and smell like Axe Body Spray mixed with floral notes of regret.

Hi, just a friendly reminder that Bobby Kotick is a piece of shit and the world would be better off if literally the entire fleet of Greyhound busses ran over him (and the rest of Activision-Blizzard executive leadership, for that matter).

Just wait till we start talking about butt flaps in those costumes

The Overton window in the US has been moving toward fascism for the last decade, at least. Nowadays you can hear conservatives at mainstream conventions calling for literal genocide.

It really is like that.

Weirdly enough they just announced they’ve cast Christopher Walken who will perform the role in an unsettling falsetto the entire time.

Looking at the character select screen makes me imagine the design discussion for these DLC:
“We’ll add birdo as a character!”
“We can’t just add one new character... where is she going to go in the character select screen? Think of the symmetry!”
“It can’t be helped, we have to add 6.”

GIVE US OUR DIDDY KONG RACING SEQUEL YOU COWARDS

I had TMNT manhole covers as a boy!  Mine came in a 4-pack too and I wore em every day I could

In my experience, there’s always a chance when you walk by a manhole cover that a purple robot ninja will jump out of the sewer and throw the cover at you, so I guess get good at catching?

An award-winning talk show at that. It’s been her big claim to continued fame for the past 3-4 years. I don’t personally watch it because there’s a bunch of spicy honey on my TV remote. 

Kelly Clarkson has a talk show?

Who in tf are you rambling at?

Lay off the caffeine and the narcissism for the rest of the day.

I’m not gonna say I ‘loved’ it but I certainly liked it.

It’s REALLY hilarious that you utterly refuse to accept the reality that some people actually liked the film, because there’s no other possible reality than yours, in which you’ve defined the film as bad, and everyone else is forced to agree with you.

11 slides = 10-11 clicks = good looks for advertisers.