I hate you. As in, not really, I’m just extremely jealous since I live in Kansas. Kansas, where they removed all legislation on background checks so a person can literally walk out of a mental health halfway house or jail after serving time for violently abusing their spouse and buy a gun no questions asked at the gun…

That’s why we should have more workers’ rights in all professions. It’s not this site’s fault that our employment and healthcare system is dysfunctional and dystopian. 

Ok, so let’s turn that observation around and say, “we need better, cheaper, more accessible healthcare in the US. And we need nationalized paid sick leave” It seems very weird to throw that frustration at an online entertainment site and not the failure of our current and continual systemic government. That’s VERY…

keeping them open seemed like a craven desire just to make money even in the face of a global pandemic

If sitting in my room smoking pot will help with this outbreak, then I will do all I can. We all need to pull together!

Drugs not hugs 

That was my take-away from that bit too.

Frankly, we’ll be the world leader in deaths, secondary fatalities, personal bankruptcies, economic destruction, and long term recession due to our incredibly fucked up healthcare system and this joke of an administration.

“We think the key, Savannah, is going to be commercial laboratories like Labcorp and Quest who are already spinning up production at the president’s direction last week on tests that can be available on a broad basis for the American people,” Pence said.”

WHAAAAAATT!?  Awesome!  I’ve always wanted to play this game.  Blade Runner is my favorite film of all time.  Can’t wait for this.

Why is that Alaskan bear singing “Baby Got Back”?

Is Tom Hanks an ACTUAL CRISIS ACTOR???

(I’m a bit stoned right now, and this feels like a very profound revelation.)

Tom Hanks and deadly pandemic viruses?

It gets worse.

Holy shit, you get cake??

Joe Vs. The Volcano--end up on a raft made of luggage.

Probably helps that they are in Australia.

To play things right, as is needed in the world right now, we were tested for the Coronavirus, and were found to be positive.

there is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world....

No mention of The Princess Bride?!! Inconceivable!