Counterpoint: I am practically a career criminal (def not a narc), and I LOVE the ghost house levels

Wheels on walls are actually older than wheels AND walls combined. I feel about that thing tremendously. 

play your ps3 in 2019 you cowards

Plausibility factor: high

I suck at smash and I haven't even unlocked everybody, but Peach is my main so this headline made me happy. 

Dammit. Yeah you’re totally right. Stupid reality ruining my stupid joke

Get well,  Cupcakke 💖

Maybe it's just me, but for me...

HamNo belongs in the troll hall of fame. Another heater 🔥

I think they're saving Fawful's Awful Picnic for the Superstar Saga reboot 

Ngl, HYPED for Princess Shroob's Summer Vacation

Was gonna post something similar. Did the comics leave when Cameron did? Is Kate the new weekend editor? People have questions!

Agreed on the 16 bit beat-em-ups! I haven't played one in a while but i'm stoked for Streets of Rage 4!

You could’ve pointed that out when I called you a traitor to your state but once again - whatever- I don’t got time for cheeseheads✌🏼

I’m not defending the Vikings. I’m calling you out for being worse than a fairweather fan. Since you deflected from my implication that you only root for the champions in the region I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're a Twins fan who roots for the packers. And that ain't cool, brother 

Whatever. As long as you're a Brewers fan as well, I guess

That makes you a traitor to your state, sorry :/

Yeah, if the sun is shining and the wind ain’t blowing all you need is jeans, tshirt, Sorels and some gloves maybe.