This is irresponsible journalism...I haven't even gotten to the second dungeon in Guacamelee 2 yet! And now I have to buy this?? What is going on with so many metroidvania games coming out every single day I DO NOT HAVE TIME

This is terrifying and despicable. Today I am a little bit more ashamed to be an American than usual.

Mighty No. 9

This review was simultaneously too long for me to finish reading before work/ever and also probably the reason i will play my first dragon quest game since that nerd Leonard invited me over to his basement in 1988

THANK YOU

Yeah, there’s really no reason to watch... last night I watched a documentary about the Pizza Bomber, and after it was over I felt compelled to look for the unedited video of the incident. And then I watched this this morning. Starting to wonder what’s going on with my brain. Was never really into the whole “faces of…

Damn

That video/ audio is disturbing... I have nothing else to say honestly

I’m more excited for the upcoming Google Maps Trilogy, myself.

I’m close to the end of the first real dungeon. If you loved the first Guacamelee (I did), you will not regret purchasing this game

Yes absolutely

Been listening to Bury Me At Makeout Creek every day this week

Well, when Futurama first aired I was 18 years old and looking forward to a new Simpsons but set in the future (I guess, I dunno what 18 year old me was thinking). For whatever reason it went over my head completely and I only realized later that I was wrong. I remember a lot of people didn’t get it, and it was…

I absolutely hated Futurama when it first aired. I don’t think I realized how great it was until it went to cable.

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Lol. Checks out

You

Why do people talk to this moron

Wow, Libby. You really went ahead and besmirched the good name of my man Earthworm Jim like that, huh

I like it sounds unique