Alternative name: Tel Afib

2010: “Wait, they hired Johnny Storm from those shitty Fantastic Four films and the douchebro from Not Another Teen Movie to play Captain Fucking America?!”

I honestly enjoy that Arya is the one who saves the world. It feels like an arbitrary choice

I haven’t felt this satisfied with a series finale since Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

By the way, we could use a new 1080. Just saying.

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

I’ll always say it’s good business practice to scrap something that isn’t up to your standards. Nothing worse than building up hype for a subpar product.

“It’s not high treason, it’s alternative loyalty.”

Why call the 2016 film divisive. It was a comedy that wasn’t funny, a drama that wasn’t dramatic, and horror that wasn’t scary. It failed in every conceivable way to be remotely good. It’s not about sexism anymore, it’s just about Paul Feige being a shit director. Dude had a huge budget and four amazingly funny people…

The popover menu image made me think he was playing a banjo. :)

Counterpoint: homegirl is already fierce.

Ok.......*sigh*

Look, I get people being disappointed. I can even understand, to a certain extent, people being angry. No one was expecting, nor did anyone ask for, a Diablo mobile game. I think Blizzard is at times a little full of itself...high on their own supply, if you will. I don’t think they’re “out of touch”,…

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

Honestly, the whole thing is such a bizarre train wreck, it’s worth watching for yourself.

So, you’re saying we should BUY?!

Club Med, Turks and Caicos, 1988…

My wife and I “met” Jojo the Dolphin {who I’m told is still there 30 years later} while we were standing in chest high water hugging. Jojo start circling us which we found very cool. When he’d swim behind me I’d reach out to touch him, which he avoided.

But when he swam around my wife…

I love this album so fucking much. It’s a damn shame they never made a full follow up. Doesn’t even need to be Adult Swim related, I just want Danger Mouse and MF Doom to work together again for another album.