I can only assume the hype is because most of you live in places where delicious, high quality fried chicken is but a fever dream of hopes and wishes

+1 Suckabee

Talk about fake news. He cut down trees so people could SEE nature. That’s not a bad thing at all. Duh.

“Do you know how hard it is to find a windshield for a Neon?”

Both vehicles looks excruciatingly ashamed in the picture.

He’s probably only got another 82 payments on that truck. No big deal.

I was thinking 1989, but really need an Internet archaeologist on the scene.

who knew a stock Kia SUV could accelerate that fast and launch like the general lee

Glad you moved away from Minnesota.

I sincerely hope this doesn’t happen in NJ. I legit have no idea what I’m doing when it comes to pumping gas. I lived in Minnesota for a while, but I used a shared vehicle, and if I had to fill up, I told the attendant where I was from and they did it for me.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

$1,500 just to clean out the fuel tank and clean and replace injectors and fuel pump seems very reasonable. And then when that doesn’t work $5,000 to replace the entire engine which is now hydrolocked bending valves and coated with burnt sugar.

this is just a guess I have never tried to run my car on coke and then…

“Give it more gas”

Uhhh, you mean, ‘give it more Coke’?

Maybe he thought it was low on blinker fluid

Before I comment on the jeep, I want to make it clear I have the utmost respect and admiration for what this man did. Grossly underweight, riddled with parasites, blood poisoning, and shot 5 times and he still got through the most fortified and militarized border on Earth? Seriously, somebody find him something importa…

There are cheaper and less legal ways to kill yourself.

I’ve done a 6x on New Years Eve. My alternative was waiting in -15 weather for 45 minutes for a taxi.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.