I feel like that picture should have "O Fortuna!" blasting in the background.

I have a hard time sympathizing with list of all-time worst Vikings choke jobs when there's a huge factual error in item #1.

Hopefully Fassel got some nice comps/breakast coupons after pushing all his chips to the middle of the table and busting in Baltimore.

This wasnt ESPN, ABC, TBS or PBS. Folks that watch this want to hear about the U.

I couldn't get through all of it. Did I miss the part where Lamar declares himself a fuckin' soldier?

A-Rod would flourish here in Chicago. The pressure to perform in the postseason is completely gone when you take the postseason out of the equation.

"and can keep up with the crowd" = not opposed to a gang bang

Well, you know, I was just waiting for the throw-in, surveying the action on the field and he starts to — HUGH!!!!

And see kids, that's why you join a team and not a gang.

"Who the hell takes the 3rd game of the preseason like it's bullshit?"

Was Matt Leinart still mik'd up after the game when he got his sympathy pussy? Because if he was, I'd like to hear that.

Agreed. With all due respect to Detroit's recent sports accomplishments, hosting the Super Bowl doesn't belong in the same category as the World Series, NBA Finals or Stanley Cup, since it has nothing to do with quality of the local team and everything to do with your stadium having a roof.

He might as well get a muppet since he refuses to let his managers manage.

It's dissapointing fans can't be trusted to run on the field anymore after a clincher, cause that would have been a pretty awesome scene, too.

And this offends you as a Hispanic person?

According to this si.com story, href= "[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]"> it looks like the job of Miami football analyst may soon be available.

Was everyone able to keep hold of their wallets through this ordeal?

Stringent job interview process there for the Hurricanes Television Network, huh?

That is a disgusting act by David Wright and it's a shame we had to show it live on the air.

Don't worry. You can throw things back at people who throw things at you. Of course, wearing an Ankiel jersey, you'll probably miss by 50 feet.