True story: Spent one summer interning for the NJ Red Dogs of the Arena Football League and overheard the following call from one of their sales reps:

Can you clarify the "huge Steelers fan boyfriend" part for me?

Where's the rest?

the rest of his acquisitions amounted to a big bag of gruel.

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And I also would have tried to spell George's name right.

If you would have asked me to guess which member of the "Outfield of Dreams" would have been involved in an incident like this, I would have guessed Goerge Bell.

Well, now Don Vito and Harold Reynolds can share war stories.

When I came up 18 it was totally silent except for the sound of my dad going ka-ching, ka-ching like a cash register.

You know where he heard that?

The best part of that story were the allegations that a bitter Terry Donohue was involved in leaking the tape to SF media.

Top Three Moments in Sports PR Guys Getting Fired for Doing Something Stupid History

Dang ESPN Fantasy site crashing just screwed up my top ten.

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

Sing it kids:

Wingman wins, despite the disturbing mental picture of Bellichick getting his freak on.

He was just a trafficker, not a user.

Tom Brady use to platoon at Michigan with Drew Henson.

We need to do a little Scooby Doo sleuthing and pull off Greg Anderson's mask....

I just watched the Super Bowl XL highlights on the new Super Bowl XXXI-XL box set and two things struck me.