why should anything benefit people who don't work hard enough? i vote no.

i think the feminists will get him. come on, sisters!

my daughter must be rich and powerful. her brother bought her haribo cola gummies yesterday. he stopped at walgreens on his way home from school and thought of his little sister.

no. two bottles of rosé to replace one white and one red.

that's baller.

and a marketing method.

that's assuming you even *have* to draw a line.

granny panties ftw.

and that business entrepreneur bullshit smacks of multilevel marketing.

thin people get heart disease too.

willy wonka and the can't-read-that factory

that's what happens when you're the New Kid in Town.

i'm so glad he encouraged you to take a stand about something that matters.

i had that. in france. not at church because i didn't go much, but i was in a catholic boarding school (most french catholic schools are semi-secular). given our bad english teachers, it was already a struggle for most of us to understand the lyrics at all, so as you can imagine, they could say whatever they wanted…

oh, it's fake? (disappointed)

it was brownie. great job, brownie!

wait, you were only allowed to be awake 30 minutes/day? what a life!

my (french) mom still thinks it is. i discovered long ago it has the flavor of armpit.

so, which of you is florida man?

almost as if it wasn't the same thing.