I can already feel myself trying to keep my eyes and ears open for the “next big thing” and I fucking hate it, but I guess this is just where I’m at now.

Sorry, I’m probably old but... does that basically mean Twitch is like the Victoria Secret for minors unable to get their own porn? 

i just unlocked a memory of when i got cable tv in my teenage bedroom and my mom almost caught me wanking it to a runway show on some sort of fashion show. thank you for that.

You are, perhaps, the most honest person in all of Kinjadom.

That took some serious guts. I’m so proud of her. I hope she goes far in this world, advocating for all of us and future generations.

The real fucking sad part of all of this is that if there was any sort of way I could of somehow squeezed my way in there and actually make some sort of actual cash on all of that dumb shit, I would of been there in a heartbeat, even knowing that it was going to implode in on itself while contributing to fucking up…

I don’t think they even care about the fetus or the uterus. They care about the political and financial control it gives them and that’s it. These cowards just found an issue that gets voters frothy and will continue to hump it until it doesn’t.

I need more info on this girl, where is she going to college? What does she need? How do we keep this up??!!? As someone who is 41, who lives in California where my daughter will hopefully be able to get an abortion should she need one, we need to support these young people from red states. I think its the only hope…

And, therefore, all people.

As someone who grew up less than 20 miles from Dallas, my hat is off to this brave, brave young woman!  She is right.  The Republicans want to reduce women to nothing more meaningful than a uterus because THEY value a fetus more than THEY value the woman who is pregnant and think what THEY want should be the only…

Or stays and tries to make it a better place for all women. 

Agreed. My high school graduation’s valedictorian speech was primarily centered around an analogy about how people were like penguins. And that girl was accepted to Princeton. This speaker has the guts and principles to make an amazing life for herself.

As a former valedictorian, former Texan, and current abortion care worker: Hell to the Fucking Yes. What courage and smarts she has to do this. Talking about abortion bans in a valedictorian speech is gutsy even in a liberal state. To do so in Texas, even more so times ten.

Good for her. Hope she kicks ass in college and gets the hell out of Texas.

lol just watch real porn. 

“Relatively small bear” is a mama bear with her cubs, and is relatively large enough to seriously fuck up a human.

I see you’ve discovered that you can make anything sound boring and stupid if you strip it down to just it’s most basic parts, and describe it in the least interesting way possible.

Please tell me this is sarcasm. You cannot be this fucking dense and idiotic.

One of these days you’ll grow up and realize how idiotic this take is. You’re hitting a real cornucopia of dipshit ideas here; game reviewing is something that has objective integrity, ableist bullshit slurs, somehow thinking inclusivity makes things objectively worse, insinuating that people who played a game on a…

“I can’t stand anything Lord of the Rings have never seen 1 scrap of any of those fucking Hobbit nerd movies”