You're doing God's work, peon I have never met before.

Also, I know I made a controversial statement when I recommended that teachers that work with minors should not fuck their students or send their former students dickpics. I'm sorry, but I stand by that statement. Also STOP shouldn't wait to report him to the school board, a teacher sexually harassing his former…

What's up fuckpervs, it's time for Savage Love: NuDisqus edition with Dan 'Cockmaster Extraordinare' Savage.

My penis is eleven inches long with considerable girth. I call him the Freedom Tower.

Quite often. I mean, have you seen my penis? Having that thing in one's anus can't be medically recommended.

I enjoy young people well enough.

Because frankly I stopped giving a shit a long time ago.

Honestly, I'm sick of talking about kink stuff. I spend day after day talking about horse play this and crush fetish that and sometimes I think that's all people see me as? I'm more than the guy with an encyclopaedic knowledge of every sex worker and slut residing in every major American city. I'm a human man, with…

…you can do that?

Please don't, I'm so sick of dealing with these people. KINK IS NOT THAT HARD EVERYONE.

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Dr. A. Sex-Worker

If that dick-faced mouse tries to fuck with me I'll stick a sounding rod so far up his urethra he screams like a castrato. Then once we're done pleasuring each other we may have some problems.

Alright you filthy disgusting degenerate perverts who are probably riddled with sexually transmitted infections and gross skin infections and other stuff, it's time for Savage Love: NuDisqus edition. Ask me your questions and I'll tell you no lies.

Dear NVT,

"Shouldn't BONER be Bummed Over Normal Erection Rates"

ETA: Sorry gang, I forgot that I had drunkenly written the BONER letter, and it appears I accidentally responded to myself. Sorry for any confusion.

I think I love you.

Does this look infected to you?

Hey guys, that's enough about—