I’d like to think that she’s more like this...

But then you may be subjected to ‘Chet Haze’ at some point and who in the hell wants to that?

You mean to tell me that there is some woman out there that allowed Chester Hanks to have sex with her? Willingly?

I really wish that whoever did all of this plastic surgery on this woman had at least half of a conscience and set of morals to go along with it because maybe then she wouldn’t have been able to do this much damage to herself as she has.

Spoiler alert: she dies in the remake also...

Are you shitting me?

I wonder if Trump will be issuing our annual State of the Union address via twitter...

The employees immediately left the floor and I would assume that they called 911 immediately then why did it take the police 30-45 minutes to arrive? Beyond that, what did these two men do to instill fear into these employees? Seems to me that there has to be a little more to this story than what we’re being told…

I seem to recall on many occasions that he doesn’t settle-ever. Could it be that I misheard what he said? Or, even worse, did Dumptruck lie to all of us when he made that statement?

Update (11:33 p.m.): And Pence didn’t hear it.

Someone needs to switch to decaffeinated...

Doesn’t this ass clown have several cabinet positions to fill as well as an entire White House staff to hire?

Pain pills(especially Oxycontin) were my addiction for about 10 years and I got sober about 10 years ago. I’ve never had any experience with losing thoughts or anything of that nature. I consider myself lucky just to have been able to get that crap out of my life. Hopefully your struggles with ‘losing words’ will…

Everyone within this family will be making a hefty amount of money way before Mr. Dump(I mean Trump) begins to try and make ‘America great again’. Maybe they’ll have a yard sale to get rid of everything within the White House...

oh my fucking god...

I live in San Diego and we nearly hit the 100 degree mark less than a week ago and today it reached 85 degrees. Even as I write this comment at 7:30 in the evening, it’s currently 70 degrees. It pisses me the fuck off every time Trump says that it’s ‘just weather’ when it comes to increasingly warmer temperatures…

Those kids to the words right out of my mouth.

“My comment was not intended to be racist at all...I was referring to my day being made for a change in the White House! I am truly sorry for any hard feelings this may have caused! Those who know me know that I’m not of [sic] any way racist!”

It was poor judgment on my part but I never gave Bernie Sanders a chance because of his heavy New York accent. I am kicking myself in the hind quarters for eliminating him from consideration without ever listening to his message. My one issue that I do have with him was his pro-Proposition 61 stance here in California…

A shart?