I think that it’s funnier than shit any way that you look at it...

But lucky for him, they have a pill that can solve that problem...

This man’s bullshit knows no boundaries...

You think you’re Aretha but you’re just Pebbles.

Heroin chic lingerie...yay us...

I’m sure that the Sheriff felt a special kind of satisfaction when he told this woman that it was a jail and not a resort.

9,000 bags? That is a fucking lot of shit...

Trust me, Bieber, you don’t need the corn rows to look like an absolute douchebag. You do perfectly fine all on your own....

It’s amazing that we’re able to get a vehicle to a depth of 15,000 feet and get footage of the wreckage.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Chris Rock’s humor but did they hire a black host just to avoid a ‘white-out’ at the Oscar’s?

“dynamic, locally forward-thinking” lifestyle show.

Where a Taylor Swift can go to meet another Taylor Swift...

I would hate to have the job of having to search through his computer to locate each and every photo. You can’t unsee the images that you’d see and it would give me nightmares...

It’s awesome that Anderson Cooper keeps his sense of humor as Kathy continually makes him feel uncomfortable...by the way, do we know if Don Lemon was really drinking beer on air?

How English of her, she spelled ‘favourite’ with a ‘u’...she is so cultured. Or is it full of shit? That’s it, she’s full of shit...

-and?

The moment that I started reading this article I immediately thought that it was from Florida and sure enough, it was...

katy/john because he’s such a tool and gwen/blake well, I’m just sick of hearing about them

Children under 10? ugh, I am going to be sick...

I found this recent photo of Martin Shkreli hanging out on a Saturday night