Okay but can we talk about “Shut Up and Dance” because holy shit right!?!? Like we all felt bad for the kid, until...I did not see that end coming and I’m still flipping out about it because of how hard they got me. I’m a sucker for this kinda shit and I can’t wait for Season 4.

People. Don’t buy the season pass. As much as I know you want to, don’t. It may be the “better” deal overall, but we really need to stop throwing money at companies with no real idea about the return. If you buy them individually overtime, you may be spending a few bucks more, but at least you can be confident in what…

Man I still remember losing my shit when I got IX on launch day in November 2000. I was 14 and FF had been a part of my life since I was about 6 or 7. PS1 was my favorite console and them saying this was the last PS1 FF made it really special for me. Playing that sword fight in the beginning with Vamo Alla Flamenco…

Personally, and this is just me: I think Capcom is over-engineering the system. If they attached a loss to a disconnect, it would solve all sorts of problems out of the gate.

Shouldn’t the title say Brutalities instead of Fatalities?

Thank you Deadspin, for the Christmas gift of this article’s comment section.

It’s a pretty valid excuse in fighting games since these games are very sensitive to latency compared to other genres. People with Fisher Price internet should not be playing online fighting games.

You obviously have no concept of what it feels like when a parent views their parental duties as a transaction wherein you are giving your child advantages in exchange for things like affection or control over their behavior. I’m really glad for you, and I get why from your position this daughter seems like a brat.…

I’M OFFENDED BECAUSE YOU INSULTED A MACHINE I LIKE. TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY COPIER.

I imagine we do not talk about such inconvenient historical facts for the same reason we do not talk about the internment camps we set up for Japanese American citizens during the second World War—or about the Trail of Tears, the reality of Columbus’s “discovery” of the North American landmass (eliding Leif Erikson…

I’d give this app two MeowMeowBeenz

What happens if the glitches don’t happen due to unintentional glitches

I’ve actually had cancer and have seen people die of it, treated or untreated. I’ve seen children wasting away and parents pouring money they’d never even have into the slim hope doctors gave them for their dying child. I survived, but lost my foot and was later bullied by my 5th grade teacher relating to said…

Evo. Evo Moment 37. That’s what it’s called. It is known. What possible reason could there be for removing the Evo?

You are really, really good at writing about UFC. Like, I’ve never had any interest in UFC and my utter hatred of Joe Rogan has kept me away from UFC for the entirety of his association with it, but...man, you make every one of these posts fascinating as hell. Kudos.

More to the point, why the frak is this being cross posted to io9?