I didn't realise it was pi day. I feel better about sitting through this now.

I worked in retail banking in the UK. Here are some of the morally bankrupt practices that were encouraged.

I initially wanted to reject the idea, but then I recalled that two novels I consider to be top quality sci-fi, Dune and The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, were also initially serialised, giving the argument further weight.

Flying at the speed of sound and shooting lasers from his eyes probably sounds pretty realistic to him. He is an executive. He is on cocaine.

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Best...

I thought it was dangerous to self meditate.

Cool. I learnt a new bad word today. These sorts of days are the best!

So this Blade Runner 2 isn't this Blade Runner 2:

The characters could wear name badges...

The mood organ from 'Do Androids Dream...'

I'm fine with people visiting Titan, just so long as the idea to do so didn't come about by way of a chrono-synclastic infundibula.

Song birds? With voices like that it's either death metal or very angry rap.

I only buy my cursed jewellery brand new. Having lost my left arm, I'm immune to second hand curses.

Less than three seconds.

Did a malfunctioning one of these give Lego Flash his powers?

It took me over six seconds to read and understand this comment. Could you put it in infographic form?

Back-shots of the stunt-double will be retained, while all frontal shots could well be 100% CGI Arnold with the above 'Ken doll' crotch....

I hope she's a Boston Strangler-esque character. That way we'll get to see Lady Gaga gag a lady.

It can cause disturbed sleep, declining muscle mass, low sex drive, and many other health problems.