Do you think she read the manga? I do. I think she came to the page with the gratuitous lesbian orgy and thought to herself "Yes. A white washing portrayal of a naked Asian anti-terrorist operative who enters gun fights with her boobs out. That's what ScarJo needs to take her career to its apex."

Just tell yourself it's being powered by a black hole.

A dry, adult orientated take on Discworld is all I've ever wanted. I felt that Sky's treatment of Hogfather played too much on the Christmas whimsy, ignoring the darker and more satirical elements. It would be expensive, I know, but HBO have got a whole bunch of props and sets knocking about from GOT. Who's to say…

This extends to other media too. The Arkham series is fantastic, even Origins (if judged against games other than it's predecessors), and nails Batman in so many ways, but then so do the Lego games. What people often forget is that comic book characters have been around so long, and been tackled so inconsistently,…

Pretty much everything Charlie Brooker puts his hand to is golden. You like Black Mirror's dark humour? Try 'Nathan Barely', co-written with Chris Morris (it's on 4od).

Analog's fun. It's a nice mix of journalism and fiction. Hit and miss as to what interests me, but interesting none the less.

None, because they've never published anything I've written.

If somebody enters into a argument on the internet, chances are they don't want to be educated, they want to win. That chance becomes a certainty if the website in question is YouTube.

If only the Paris Hilton's and Kim Kardashian's of the world had seen Goldie Gold as kids, then maybe they'd have spent more time strapping themselves to missiles than making sub par clothing lines/music/fragrances/iphone apps/sex tapes.

Try and finish as many of the SF Masterworks titles as possible. Okay, granted that's not exactly 'pop' culture, but fuck it, it's similar.

I don't see this being a problem. Chun Li has long been regarded as the best character in Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike, but the game isn't just Chun on Chun action. Sometimes there's a Ken.

If a somebody wants to make a film where David Cameron, The Queen or one of the X-Factor judges got assasinated as a result of their actions, I honestly wouldn't care.

If the Olympics incorporates video games, then will video games based on the Olympics have video game events in them? Could I buy Mario and Sonic at the Olympics and play as Mario playing Call of Duty? Or would there be a Mario and Sonic at the Olympics event in Mario and Sonic at the Olympics in an infinite loop,…

I hope Westworld does well. I've never seen it, or even heard of it until today, but if it's a success it may prompt other networks to look at developing their own sci-fi western series. What's so good about this? Let me sum that up for you in four, easy to remember words; Mother Fucking Dark Tower!

Quick point to any American stand up comics reading this: Irish isn't a race, it's a nationality. If your parents weren't born in Ireland, they're not Irish. They're American. Your tight five is flawed. Correct it.

This all sounds nice, but studies like this have a sinister side. A few years ago, a researcher I met was creating her own survival guide and asked for my help. Straight away I was told to break my leg so the researcher could watch it heal. I did what she said, in the name of science, but that wasn't enough. The…

"This pile of spoons here is for my main man Uri Gellar. Take his spoons away from him, he be cryin' like a baby. Mother fuckin' spoon lover."

I would say that I am amazed that anybody liked this episode, but I get it. We all know that the last few series have been poor, but we're looking for things to love about them, because if we admit the truth we know that we'll stop watching and the BBC will just cancel the show for another fifteen years.

We should all make a conscious effort to lie. If enough gay people lied for year, donated under the pretence of being straight, and then straight people stopped donating, or lied and got turned away for being gay (so as not to arouse suspicion), we could pull back the curtain and say 'Look! Nothing happened! Stop…

"This is not the rarest of my finds – that was a dinosaur toe bone which I found five years ago."