I loved that album

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

Montgomery scotch?

Make America Grate Again

Awesome my pic made it! (The asbestos Jeep) Also my first ever Instagram post lol! Proud jalopnik nerd 😇

Nice breakdown, hope it lasts.

Listen, you fucking conifer.

Steam is cheaper than most alternatives for heat. It's also not as bad for the environment compared to other forms of heat. Seattle still has steam. 

Ninja Turtles farted. 

Some of these places won’t hire smart kids because they know you’ll notice the problems with how stuff is run.

Hoo, those are some meaty getaway sticks. I would not want to wrestle anywhere near that woman, for fear of a figure-4 leglock.... You’d hear the bonesnapping noise all the way back in Moscow.

Because you’re all about that bass, no treble.

You know she’s getting into it when her eyes roll up point in the same direction!

My question is - where have these “hard-hitting” journalists been for the past 17 years?

I really don’t understand why SHS puts up with this kind of shit day after day at her job, especially when she’s clearly so well suited for many other professions.